i am the most obnoxious person i know
no you are a saint for making this thank you
You can tell the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a truly scary film because its title is just a list of three scary things
thoughts of a goldfish
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
- goldfish: nice rock
Seeing you that day on TV changed my life.
Mine, too.
They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.
This is respectable meme usage
teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
- Burr: As I was saying, sir, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out...
- Washington: Burr?
- Burr: Sir?
- Washington: Close the door on your way out.
- Burr:
- Washington:
- Burr: We're in a fucking tent.
- Fall Out Boy: waiting for me in the downpour outside
- My Ryden Ass™, currently clutching a Pretty. Odd. vinyl and reading throam: *cries*